*yawn*.

Afghanistan? Iraq?

Ho-hum.

Neda Agha-Soltan? Ed McMahon? Farrah Fawcett?

Awww, poor things. RIP.

Michael Jackson?

AHHHH!!!! trample trample scuffle AHHHHH!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!  MORE Mojo! »

Okay, so the local news just had a filler syndicated piece (you know the ones--with the generic video and they have one of the anchors read the script so it sounds like they're actually doing journalism) on some sort of scam that makes people look like it comes from the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Unlike the REAL PCS, however, this letter tells people something along the lines of "Congratulations! You have just won THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of dollars!" and then instructs them to send their OWN check of a few thousand bucks to this address so they can release the funds.  MORE Mojo! »