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comicsMojo Cruelly Interrupts Your Enjoyment of Pigs' Feet and Cheese...Submitted by mojo on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:24am
I just found out (yeah, Mojo's ALWAYS late to the party) that I made the float again over at the Comics Curmudgeon's COTW. My finalist-winning entry involves a baffling mixture of Mary Worth and Greek mythology. For those of you too darn lazy to click on any of the above links and search for "mojo" (Yeah, I know, it took me two days to get around to it myself) I said the following: “My growing suspicion that Wilbur Weston has never actually had sex in his life has since led me to suspect that Dawn actually sprang, fully formed, from his forehead. Which would explain the comb-over.” I'm sorry. I fully intended to never mention Mary Worth again, but making the float is a rare honor for me. One of these days I hope to maybe make the full-fledged COTW, but the competition is so awesomely stiff--there's some funny, funny people over there, plus most of 'em can WRITE--I'm guessing that will probably never happen. But I enjoy trying! Back to work! Mojo Too Bad Christmas is Over....Submitted by mojo on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 8:36pm
...because Mojo is drooling worse than Homer over a box of donuts. Just when I think Mary Worth can't get any more fun, Josh from the Comics Curmudgeon got a package today from Karen Moy. MORE Mojo! » ( categories: )
Mojo LIES To You Yet Another Time!!!!Submitted by mojo on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:41am
"Why, Mojo? WHY?" You sob. To which Mojo replies, ya know, I can't be held responsible for your happiness every second of every day. Why don't you take up a hobby, instead of relying on Mojo for your daily combination of Joy and Enlightenment? If you are at all paying attention, you will notice there is no Craptacular item up for bids. Why? Because things aren't done, and Mojo wishes them to be done before she launches Mojo's Exciting Year of Crap. It's that simple. And why aren't things done? Take your pick: 1. Mojo is lazy, as usual. MORE Mojo! » I'd Like to Thank the Academy....Submitted by mojo on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 7:13pm
Guess who made runner-up for the Comics Curmudgeon's Comment of the Week? Hint: you revere her as a Goddess. As well you should. Here is Mojo's Latest Glorious Accomplishment, a.k.a It Beats Doing Actual Work. Here is the strip being commented upon, courtesy of Josh:
I like to think I was channeling Tatum O'Neal. (rim shot!) Mojo ( categories: )
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