Today I was going to talk about the moon landing, and I decided what BETTER video clip to show than the bit from the movie Citizen Ruth when Ruth gets rescued by the pro-choice lesbian couple. If you have never seen Citizen Ruth I recommend it, provided you can take some good-natured hits against whatever side of the abortion debate you might be on (for both sides are brought to task for their militancy), and provided you can stand Ruth herself, who is probably THE most unlovable, unpleasant and downright offensive anti-hero to come along in some time.  MORE Mojo! »

Short answer is, if Mojo were a heart surgeon who operated out of her house (don't ask why, you troublemaker, just go along with it) and she was expecting a LIVE BEATING HEART to arrive via an overnight delivery service, she might as well give it up and go into the tombstone business instead. Because it just AIN'T gonna happen.  MORE Mojo! »

Mojo has spent the last four days--after a solid WEEK of car trouble, mind you!--with the sort of digestive trouble that makes one feel as if one has been repeatedly kicked in the stomach for several days in a row. Plus we had to Visit People this weekend, and Mojo is not much good at being in polite society. What with her hating other people and all.  MORE Mojo! »