When Mojo was a wee lass, she was a big fan of the nonsense writings of Edward Lear, who practically invented the genre (or at least made it socially acceptable) in the mid 1800s. Mojo owned a tattered old yellow book containing much of Lear's output, including hundreds of his illustrated limericks and such poetry classics as "The Jumblies" and "The Owl and the Pussycat" (no doubt his most famous work).
But Mojo's all-time FAVORITE was a relatively obscure nonsense story Lear wrote, entitled....
"There was a family of two old cats and seven young cats...."
I should probably warn the more sensitive among you, but since it's a terrible, awful spoiler I will wait until after the jump to tell you: