Like most people, Mojo has a butt, and unlike most people's Mojo's butt has been prominently displayed on YouTube in a little number Mojo has called the Beaver Lodge Series, particularly Part the First. And in a feeble attempt to crowbar the average Craptacular reader's mind out of the gutter, yes indeed I am referring to an ACTUAL abandoned beaver lodge that we young crazy types once crawled up into, with my Favorite Older Sister womanning the camera. And, since said Favorite Older Sister felt the need to narrate as she taped, and since much of her view was, shall we say, ECLIPSED by the posterior of Yours Truly, THAT became the, uh, butt of her commentary for a while.

Granted, Mojo is more used to referring to her own exterior using more complimentary additives such as "fierce" and "that won't quit", but she defers to her elderly and perhaps dementia-ridden sibling in not only letting her commentary go on the video unadulterated or edited, but also in choosing the above, a perhaps less-than-gainly profile picture for her oh-so-important YouTube Branding Presence. Which is indeed one step down from my usual profile picture, which likewise features a butt, just not my own. I detect the subtlest of trends here. But once again I digress.

Anyway, this is not so much about MY butt, magnificent though it surely remains, but instead other people's impressions of said attribute.  MORE Mojo! »

I did something last week, and I've been ashamed ever since. It has been preying on my mind. It was one of those impulsive, spontaneous things--you know, the sort of thing you just sort of *DO* without thinking, and then when you do think the enormity of it all slowly dawns on you.

Unlike my usual stammery attempts to find someone or something else to blame, I must take full responsibility here. It is yet another illustration of Mojo's storied laziness, this time carried to such an extreme I must now suffer the consequences in a very real and humiliating fashion.  MORE Mojo! »

Okay. I will begin by saying that Mojo is not particularly fond of any sort of weight loss nonsense that costs people money. She has all the compassion in the world for people who desire to lose weight. She just thinks this desire often means that unscrupulous people will take advantage of them and capitalize on another person's misery for their own petty financial gain. Not that such a thing could ever happen here in America. Just something to watch out for, though.  MORE Mojo! »

Mojo is always woman enough to admit it when she is wrong. Especially when being wrong so obviously cost her another lucrative sale on eBay. I mean, it's one thing to be wrong when human lives are at stake and civilization hangs in the balance. But when it costs Mojo money it is time for action. Time to admit my mistakes and move on and grow as a human being.