"Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage. This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman. This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match. I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward....Well, as tragic as all this is, it's a small price to pay for countless hours of top-notch entertainment."

Like most people, Mojo has a butt, and unlike most people's Mojo's butt has been prominently displayed on YouTube in a little number Mojo has called
Mojo is always woman enough to admit it when she is wrong. Especially when being wrong so obviously cost her another lucrative sale on eBay. I mean, it's one thing to be wrong when human lives are at stake and civilization hangs in the balance. But when it costs Mojo money it is time for action. Time to admit my mistakes and move on and grow as a human being.

