Okay, so the other day I went through my bank's drive-through. Yes, Mojo is too lazy to get out of her car to even handle money. What I do is, once or twice I year I actually get out of the car, walk into the bank and steal a big stack of deposit slips. I then keep them in the glove compartment of my car and fill them out and go through the drive-through. It's sad, really.  MORE Mojo! »

I've decided it's simply not worth it. Whenever you try to be spontaneously nice to people, they give you such a hassle you end up wishing you'd never been born. Well, okay, maybe it's not that bad. But while Mojo is indeed a fan of delicious irony, never is the contrast and the irony greater than when you attempt to do a nice thing--just to be nice--and you just set yourself up for a heap of aggravation and annoyance.  MORE Mojo! »