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coalsShe's Trying To Not Get Too Excited....Submitted by mojo on Thu, 11/29/2007 - 7:30am
For those who haven't yet figured it out, Mojo is a morning person. She usually wakes up without an alarm sometime between four and five, and lies there like a slugabed until her Favorite Husband's alarm goes off at five. And then she's NOT going to get in his way, oh, no, for she is THAT sort of devoted kind considerate person, so she lies about some more like a wallowing hog until she can't stands it no more, usually around five thirty or so, and then she gets up and makes her half coffee/half hot chocolate Morning Treat. MORE Mojo! » |
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