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matter of factMojo's SpotSubmitted by mojo on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:34am
So many sad, angry people ask me: Why, Mojo, how do you ever maintain your saintlike equanimity when faced with this vale of tears I call life? To which Mojo replies, Simple. I go to my spot. For just as Pooh--a Bear With Very Little Brain--had his Thinking Spot, so Mojo--a woman with very little else to recommend her--has her Spot, safely far enough away from polite society to render her fairly harmless and easy to ignore. MORE Mojo! » Mojo Wonders If You've Ever Encountered This Person....Submitted by mojo on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:34am
I do on rare occasions. Yes, even Mojo, dazzling, charming gal that she is. So don't blame yourself. Okay, let me set the scene. Over here we have our beloved Mojo, standing on the edge of a cliff. Next to her stands a vague acquaintance Mojo must sometimes endure, whom I shall call Mister X. Mister X is one of those weaselly sorts that you don't quite TRUST, but he hasn't out-'n'-out DONE anything yet to warrant drop-kicking him out of Mojo's life entirely. They stand there on the cliff, exchanging vague pleasantries, when they are suddenly accosted by a large, booming, godlike voice, echoing from the aether. "MISTER X," the Godlike Voice intones. "HERE I DANGLE IN FRONT OF YOU SOMETHING YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED. YOU STILL WANT IT?" Mister X looks at whatever sparkly object is being dangled in front of him, and says, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I *DO* want that. I would really, really like to have it, thank you very much." "VERY WELL," the Godlike Voice further intones. "IF YOU WANT IT, YOU WILL HAVE TO PHYSICALLY PUSH MOJO OFF THE CLIFF." MORE Mojo! » Blackberry Season!Submitted by mojo on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:04pm
 It is also the season for fireweed and Queen Anne's Lace, but Mojo has not bothered to take pictures of those, and she has already stolen pictures from Wikipedia LAST YEAR. No, not stolen. LINKED TO. Which has all the advantages of stealing with none of the bandwidth. The blackberries above are actually taken as a still from a video I made below, as a matter of fact. But I digress, as usual. My point is, I am pretty much living off the garden, just going to graze when I happen to be hungry and eating whatever I happen to find. Similar to how certain animals behave near a trash heap, come to think of it. MORE Mojo! » I Eagerly Await YOUR Punchline.....Submitted by mojo on Wed, 11/21/2007 - 1:37am
...since Mojo is still just sort of staring open-mouthed. Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, Thanksgiving's tomorrow, and everyone is complaining to Mojo that the various male people in her life are just WAY TOO DIFFICULT to shop for. Kind gentle souls like Mojo's Favorite Husband, her Favorite Brother, her Favorite Father--what can we artless females possibly buy them? MORE Mojo! » |
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