So the other day my Six-Year-Old Friend suggested we go to see The Bee Movie. Against my better judgment I agreed. To spread the joy I begged my Favorite Mother to come with us, so that SHE could endure it as well as me.

For those who haven't seen it, don't bother. There is only one funny line in the whole movie, and it's one of the last lines in it. To save everyone the pain and aggravation of sitting still for an hour and a half, I will tell you this joke at the end of this post. But first I will break so if for some reason you WANT to sit through it you may. And I warn you: it's a rather tired, unoriginal lawyer joke. Mojo's insisting that it's the best part of the movie should be a warning to you all.  MORE Mojo! »