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FAQs and How Tos....(...And Just What IS Mojo's Craptacular?)Submitted by mojo on Wed, 03/01/2006 - 4:51pm
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Level TWO Assignments!Submitted by Mary Jo on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 4:27pm
YES! You DID it! Congratulations! Whoo hoo! Watch this space! Eventually I'll get around to putting up the next series of assignments and questions.... Mojo ( categories: )
Level One: Raw Recruit Assignments!Submitted by Mary Jo on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 4:13pm
Here ya go, people! Your first step in WINNING Mojo's Exciting Year of Crap! It's really quite simple. I mean, Mojo's no brain trust, so it's not like she's gonna really pour her heart and soul into making anything all that intricate. What ya gotta do is, there's three things you have to pay attention to. They are: This Month's ITEM DESCRIPTION! This Month's CHEEZY STUPID VIDEO! and This Month's READING ASSIGNMENT! Once you have studied these carefully--or you just use the "Search" box there on the left; I don't really care--you must then answer these FIVE multiple choice TRIVIA QUESTIONS: MORE Mojo! » ( categories: )
Time to Spill out the CAN o' LOOT!Submitted by Mary Jo on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:59pm
CURRENT TOTAL: $15.00So here's where we look at our can o' loot which will (hopefully!) be filling up with cold, hard cash over the course of this Exciting Year of Crap. And below are the breakdowns, for those who wish to do math: JANUARY: Auctions: $0.00 Donations: "For George" $10.00 Anonymous $5.00 MORE Mojo! » ( categories: )
Donate to the Can o' Loot!Submitted by mojo on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:39pm
If you wish to donate money specifically to the Can o' Loot (that means the big pot that's going to charity, so Mojo won't get her grimy paws all over it), click on the button below. MORE Mojo! » ( categories: )
Aaargh!Submitted by mojo on Tue, 09/19/2006 - 6:15am
If things seem a bit awry today, it's because it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day! And Mojo has a filter in here that turns the regular Craptacular into Pirate-speak for the day. So enjoy, me hearties! Mojo How do I see previous versions of Mojo's posts?Submitted by mojo on Mon, 05/01/2006 - 6:56am
We all know Mojo can be slightly redundant when she gets on a roll. She can repeat herself ad nauseum. I think she just likes to hear herself talk, the way she rambles on and on, saying the same thing over and over again until you just want to kill yourself. And yet, some twisted people can't get enough of it. And Mojo has heard your pleas for More Of The Same. So Mojo has made her revisons available to a certain class of people. Subscribers (you ARE a subscriber, aren't you?) can see the various revisions of Crap descriptions and blog posts by hitting the "diff" button on the page. Privately Mojo can't imagine why the average sane person would want to do this. But she figures the odd serious writing student may be interested in seeing what Mojo changes in her posts, since Mojo is a savage editor when it comes to her writing. (Yes, she actually IS!) MORE Mojo! » How do I check or renew my subscription?Submitted by mojo on Fri, 04/28/2006 - 1:18pm
If you can't bear the thought of missing even a second, you'll want to keep track of your subscription to make sure it doesn't expire. Your subscription doesn't automatically renew, since I think that's just a way of ripping off people who aren't paying attention. If you want to check on the status of your subscription, you can access a "My Subscriptions" link through your "My Account" page, which is right there on the left. ( categories: )
Ahh, what the heck....Submitted by mojo on Sat, 04/15/2006 - 2:32pm
If you feel so inclined, Mojo is not violently opposed to you throwing coins at her like she was some sort of performing chimp. And, unlike many performing primates, you need not worry that she will swallow the coins and get sick. She hasn't done that in weeks. MORE Mojo! » Craptacular ArchivesSubmitted by mojo on Thu, 03/30/2006 - 6:54am
For those who wish to take a snarky stroll down Memory Lane, I offer these blasts from the past: MORE Mojo! » |
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Mojo continues to cash in on her clever talents and good looks!
If you have to ask, you're probably in the wrong place. And if you like unicorns and rainbows and skipping through dewy meadows, I'd advise you to leave, before you get traumatized too much. For the brave few that remain, every now and then Mojo's Craptacular is that thin ray of sunshine in your otherwise drab and pathetic life. The Craptacular explores the concept of eBay as an entertainment medium. Think of it as a particularly snarky home shopping show, only without those annoying D-list soon-to-be-ex celebrities wringing out the last few seconds from the damp dishrag of their career. (Apparently even desperate-for-attention D-list soon-to-be-ex celebrities have their standards, and Mojo's Craptacular ain't one of 'em.) 
Yeppers, here's your chance to add to the pot! Or the kitty. Or the can. Whatever.
Just in case you're unaware of such things, most—if not all—of the Amazon references
contain links to purchase said items through Amazon via their affiliate program.
Bear in mind if you purchase something through one of these links, Mojo gets something like FOUR PERCENT of the take.
So for every dollar you spend, you're putting Mojo a whopping FOUR CENTS CLOSER to her ultimate goal of World Domination.
Muah-hah-hah-hah-*cough!*-*hack!*-(choke)!
contain links to purchase said items through Amazon via their affiliate program.
Bear in mind if you purchase something through one of these links, Mojo gets something like FOUR PERCENT of the take.
So for every dollar you spend, you're putting Mojo a whopping FOUR CENTS CLOSER to her ultimate goal of World Domination.
Muah-hah-hah-hah-*cough!*-*hack!*-(choke)!
Mojo's Craptacular is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Based on the various and sundry works--text, images, videos, animations and the like--at www.mojocrap.com.
Proper attribution and a link back to the site is required, and would be the polite thing to do.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available; contact mojo if you are so inclined (AKA "deluded").
If for some obscure reason you just have to contact Mojo, you can attempt to email her at mojo-at-mojorama-dot-com.
Just remember, she is about as approachable and lovable as an angry snake, so bring gifts. Lots of gifts.
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