If you have to ask, you're probably in the wrong place. And if you like unicorns and rainbows and skipping through dewy meadows, I'd advise you to leave, before you get traumatized too much. For the brave few that remain, every now and then Mojo's Craptacular is that thin ray of sunshine in your otherwise drab and pathetic life.
FAQs and How Tos....
YES! You DID it! Congratulations! Whoo hoo!
Watch this space! Eventually I'll get around to putting up the next series of assignments and questions....
Here ya go, people! Your first step in WINNING Mojo's Exciting Year of Crap!
It's really quite simple. I mean, Mojo's no brain trust, so it's not like she's gonna really pour her heart and soul into making anything all that intricate.
What ya gotta do is, there's three things you have to pay attention to. They are:
CURRENT TOTAL: $15.00
So here's where we look at our can o' loot which will (hopefully!) be filling up with cold, hard cash over the course of this Exciting Year of Crap.
And below are the breakdowns, for those who wish to do math:
"For George" $10.00
Yeppers, here's your chance to add to the pot! Or the kitty. Or the can. Whatever.
If you wish to donate money specifically to the Can o' Loot (that means the big pot that's going to charity, so Mojo won't get her grimy paws all over it), click on the button below.
If things seem a bit awry today, it's because it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day! And Mojo has a filter in here that turns the regular Craptacular into Pirate-speak for the day. So enjoy, me hearties!