YES! You DID it! Congratulations! Whoo hoo!

Watch this space! Eventually I'll get around to putting up the next series of assignments and questions....

Mojo

Here ya go, people! Your first step in WINNING Mojo's Exciting Year of Crap!

It's really quite simple. I mean, Mojo's no brain trust, so it's not like she's gonna really pour her heart and soul into making anything all that intricate.

What ya gotta do is, there's three things you have to pay attention to. They are:

This Month's ITEM DESCRIPTION!

This Month's CHEEZY STUPID VIDEO!

and

This Month's READING ASSIGNMENT!

Once you have studied these carefully--or you just use the "Search" box there on the left; I don't really care--you must then answer these FIVE multiple choice TRIVIA QUESTIONS:  MORE Mojo! »

Q: What can Mojo do to make THIS Craptacular even more craptacular than past Craptaculars?

A: Well, you know Mojo. (And if you DON’T know Mojo, friend, you’re in for a Rude Awakening.) She thought and thought. And that's when Mojo thought, well, for starters, it's gonna last a FULL YEAR. Yep, Mojo’s Exciting YEAR OF CRAP. Not every day (although Mojo advocates you at least TRY, or else you could wind up in the hospital), but a new SERIES of crap that lasts an entire year.  MORE Mojo! »

CURRENT TOTAL: $15.00

So here's where we look at our can o' loot which will (hopefully!) be filling up with cold, hard cash over the course of this Exciting Year of Crap.

And below are the breakdowns, for those who wish to do math:

Yeppers, here's your chance to add to the pot! Or the kitty. Or the can. Whatever.

If you wish to donate money specifically to the Can o' Loot (that means the big pot that's going to charity, so Mojo won't get her grimy paws all over it), click on the button below.  MORE Mojo! »

If things seem a bit awry today, it's because it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day! And Mojo has a filter in here that turns the regular Craptacular into Pirate-speak for the day. So enjoy, me hearties!

Mojo

We all know Mojo can be slightly redundant when she gets on a roll. She can repeat herself ad nauseum. I think she just likes to hear herself talk, the way she rambles on and on, saying the same thing over and over again until you just want to kill yourself.

And yet, some twisted people can't get enough of it. And Mojo has heard your pleas for More Of The Same. So Mojo has made her revisons available to a certain class of people. Subscribers (you ARE a subscriber, aren't you?) can see the various revisions of Crap descriptions and blog posts by hitting the "diff" button on the page.

Privately Mojo can't imagine why the average sane person would want to do this. But she figures the odd serious writing student may be interested in seeing what Mojo changes in her posts, since Mojo is a savage editor when it comes to her writing. (Yes, she actually IS!)  MORE Mojo! »

If you can't bear the thought of missing even a second, you'll want to keep track of your subscription to make sure it doesn't expire. Your subscription doesn't automatically renew, since I think that's just a way of ripping off people who aren't paying attention.

If you want to check on the status of your subscription, you can access a "My Subscriptions" link through your "My Account" page, which is right there on the left.

If you feel so inclined, Mojo is not violently opposed to you throwing coins at her like she was some sort of performing chimp. And, unlike many performing primates, you need not worry that she will swallow the coins and get sick. She hasn't done that in weeks.  MORE Mojo! »