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vagariesIN WHICH Mojo attempts to have a package delivered to her house.Submitted by mojo on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:59am
Short answer is, if Mojo were a heart surgeon who operated out of her house (don't ask why, you troublemaker, just go along with it) and she was expecting a LIVE BEATING HEART to arrive via an overnight delivery service, she might as well give it up and go into the tombstone business instead. Because it just AIN'T gonna happen. MORE Mojo! » On Why Mojo Makes Such a Fabulous House Guest.Submitted by mojo on Wed, 10/03/2007 - 6:09am
Six simple words: Mojo fills the ice cube trays. Yep. It's one of her THINGS. She's über anal-retentive about it, although if you're like me you don't really WANT such a phrase attached to your ice cube trays, huh? Not without making sure people wash their hands, and you just KNOW they NEVER do. MORE Mojo! » Ceramic Sugar Bowl (I *THINK*)! |
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