Mojo is always woman enough to admit it when she is wrong. Especially when being wrong so obviously cost her another lucrative sale on eBay. I mean, it's one thing to be wrong when human lives are at stake and civilization hangs in the balance. But when it costs Mojo money it is time for action. Time to admit my mistakes and move on and grow as a human being.

One of these days Mojo is going to write down all the many rules people are required to follow if they do not wish to annoy her. She would have done so already, but writing things down takes time and effort and she is usually too busy blabbing about her pathetic life here on eBay to bother. So unless someone compiles these rules from her Craptacular blatherings you will just have to tread softly and offer her lots of gifts just in case you screw up.

Here's a specific rule to get the ball rolling. When Mojo becomes Queen of the World, she will not allow candles that require instructions in order to assemble and light them. I mean, how difficult should a candle be? Gotta match or a lighter or even two sticks to rub together, and woof--you've got your candle lit. It's not the sort of thing that should require advanced degrees or at least a few months of technical college in order to master. Until now, that is. So buy this candle while you still can, because when Mojo takes over and makes everyone's lives easier this is going to be one of the first things to go, and you'll be kicking yourself for not buying this when it was so readily available.  MORE Mojo! »