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Still flush with my apparent ability to break the law with the sale of my bear bottles, Mojo pushes the envelope of legality yet again with this little number! What! a shocked nation exclaims. Who shall our children look up to as a role model if Mojo turns to a Life of Crime? Rest assured, gentle Craptacular reader, that Mojo does not make a habit of trading in illegal goods and services. But the story behind this was Craptacular enough that Mojo is willing--this ONE time--to overlook some of those pesky moral questions in her quest to entertain the masses. That's you. So if I wind up in jail, clearly it's ALL YOUR FAULT. contain links to purchase said items through Amazon via their affiliate program.
Bear in mind if you purchase something through one of these links
Mojo gets something like FOUR PERCENT of the take.
So for every dollar you spend, you're putting Mojo a whopping FOUR CENTS CLOSER
to her ultimate goal of World Domination.
Muah-hah-hah-hah-*cough!*-*hack!*-(choke)!
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If you think you can make gazillions off of this crap, you are welcome to try.
Proper attribution is required; a link back to the site would be the polite thing to do.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available; contact mojo if you are so inclined (AKA "deluded").
If for some obscure reason you just have to contact Mojo, you can attempt to email her at mojo-at-mojorama-dot-com.
Just remember, she is about as approachable and lovable as an angry snake, so bring gifts. Lots of gifts.
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