Okay, so the local news just had a filler syndicated piece (you know the ones--with the generic video and they have one of the anchors read the script so it sounds like they're actually doing journalism) on some sort of scam that makes people look like it comes from the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Unlike the REAL PCS, however, this letter tells people something along the lines of "Congratulations! You have just won THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of dollars!" and then instructs them to send their OWN check of a few thousand bucks to this address so they can release the funds.  MORE Mojo! »

Okay, listen up, people. I am right here right now on Ebay, TOTALLY FREE, gonna tell you the SECRET SHORTCUT to eternal happiness and success and thereby put the entire gazillion-dollar-a-year self-help industry totally out of business.

The secret is (shh! She's about to say it!), THERE IS NO SHORTCUT. The ONLY way you are going to be successful at whatever you attempt (lose weight, make money, be happy) is to Work Really Hard at it, Every Single Day. I can now hear the disappointed groans from thousands of lottery-players and self-help book readers out there, but I'm sorry, there is no way around it: Work Really Hard Every Single Day.  MORE Mojo! »