...than EATING CONTESTS, that is?

Usually these vile pigs are scarfing down hot dogs, and we poor news viewers are suddenly treated to extreme closeups of grownups smearing food all over their faces. Mojo doesn't even like it much when CHILDREN do that, let alone people that she had vainly hoped would somehow know better by virtue of their age.  MORE Mojo! »

We saw stuff other than muddy hippies, of course. Ummm, let's see... Well, we re-saw Office Space, which is always entertaining. Stephen Root is just amazing in everything he does. He's a real chameleon, which doesn't look like it's spelled correctly, but it's not being flagged. The thing I most remember about it is "You put salt on my margarita. Big grains of salt." And (this has stuck with me all these years; why I don't know--who really wants to delve into the mind of Mojo, anyway?) the main guy (forget his name) gutting the fish at his desk by ripping the whole lower jaw off. I have never seen that technique before or since. Funny how Mojo's brain works like that. I could be there at the Grand Canyon (which I have never been yet) and in the face of all that apparent majesty I'll be the one trying to figure out how the railing is attached to the posts.  MORE Mojo! »

Okay, so I was going to digitize my footage yesterday. Instead I had a twelve-hour shift at the lieberry. In at nine, out at nine. And five minutes into my shift I realized I left my power adapter for my computer at home. So Mojo had to live without her computer for around ten whole hours after the battery died.

I will pause here until the gasps of awe and sympathy subside.  MORE Mojo! »