That, for the uninitiated, is Mojo-speak for, "For some reason Mojo could not sleep last night. She didn't even attempt to go to bed until midnight, and then laid awake until two, whereupon she gave up the ghost and came downstairs and looked up stupid things on Wikipedia hoping that would bore her to sleepiness, and finally went back to bed around four, only to have her Favorite Husband get up at four-thirty, and the way he bops around the house Mojo might as well get up too, so here she is on maybe an hour's sleep and she'll be pulling a twelve hour shift at the lieberry today so she will be in Fine Fettle when she drags her sorry butt home tonight."

Or words to that effect. There is some loss in the translation.  MORE Mojo! »

My Favorite Husband has been away nearly all week. Today is our 16th anniversary, and to celebrate lately I have been yanking the battery out of my car. (Yes, I know that link does not mention pulling the car's battery. For that exciting anecdote you need to see the results the next day.) So why should today be any different?  MORE Mojo! »