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More From Mojo's Sordid Past

Submitted by mojo on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 5:07pm

Red WolvesJust when you thought Mojo couldn't POSSIBLY get ANY cooler (uhhhh, you WERE thinking that just now, weren't you?), Mojo has gone back to her private vault of experiences to bring you her tenure at what used to be "The Wolf Sanctuary", more formally known as the Wild Canid Survival and Research Center at Wash U's Tyson Research Center in Eureka, MO. Being the charming lass she is, Mojo got permission from various Authority Figures (heh heh--suckers) and spent many an hour communing with wolves, well before it became oh-so-super-trendy to do so. (And eventually Mojo accepted the simple fact that the wolves, as noble wild creatures of intelligence and discernment, have no particular desire to commune with HER. Which is a lesson many a nature-lover has yet to learn, it sometimes seems.)

(The WCSRC has since changed its name to the Endangered Wolf Center; you can see what they're up to (and, hint hint, donate!) at http://www.endangeredwolfcenter.org.)  MORE Mojo! »


Face It: Mojo Can't Do Math.

Submitted by mojo on Thu, 02/07/2008 - 6:48am

Okay, so it's not three days to Stove Day. Stove Day is TOMORROW. What happened was, Mojo was thinking (always a concern), Friday is Stove Day, today is Wednesday. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday--that's three days. Ergo, three days to Stove Day.  MORE Mojo! »


A Stroll Down Stupidity Lane

Submitted by mojo on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 7:14am

As staggering as it might sound to those of you who have come to regard Mojo in an almost goddesslike fashion, I must admit she was not always the Paragon of Intelligence she clearly is now. No, for some reason this past weekend Mojo and her Favorite Husband got into swapping Stupid Things I Did As A Kid stories, and left us both idly wondering how we survived childhood.  MORE Mojo! »


You Know You're a Pathetic Fangirl When....

Submitted by mojo on Fri, 02/09/2007 - 6:12am

Yeah, ordinarily Mojo is too thoughtful and reserved to really go "oooh oooh oooh!" over anyone or anything. And I really don't get the general fascination with what we shall call Celebrity. Not that it's not sadly amusing when public people get into public trouble. But for the most part, if it doesn't make the headline news, celebrity gossip is something I can always live without.  MORE Mojo! »


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