Mojo's birthday is coming up. It's Saturday. Luckily for everyone concerned she is magnanimous enough to accept gifts for the entire month of September. But that doesn't mean you should wait until the last minute. Get your gifts in early!
Due to the upcoming National Holiday (meaning of course Mojo's Birthday and not some obscure holiday created to celebrate work by not working) Mojo has decided not to work on Friday (really the only day she can celebrate her birthday, since on the actual birthday she has to work at the lieberry) nor on Monday (actual Labor Day, on which Mojo was actually born some 43 years ago). Mojo does not know what she will do with such a bonanza of free time. She will probably cut and split and chop and stack more firewood, since she is THAT sort of exciting person.