...Especially to Karen Moy, writer of the Mary Worth comic strip, for a full year of entertainment right up to the very end. Because nothing says "Christmas" to Mojo like "child abduction", which is what Mary is dealing with right at the moment! Or, rather, she is dealing with a bureaucratic police dispatcher who is demanding Mary's life story before they decide whether or not to send the police around to check out Mary's allegations that she's seen the child in question at a diner getting free ice cream.

Mary Worth has been so awesomely entertaining this year, and we have the fun and all-around good sport Karen Moy, serial strip writer extraordinaire, to thank. Who not only started up the Mary Worth Merch Shop on Cafepress, but who also very recently added a sly boots self-reference that warmed Mojo's cynical and cracked heart-cockles like nobody's bidness:

Hah! Ya gotta love it, Mojo sez! REALLY!

A Mary Worth Christmas to everyone! Even to those Scrooges who don't like the old biddy!

Mojo

After a prolonged hiatus, the Craptacular returns this evening on eBay. Assuming you are kind enough to ignore a brief interlude last week when I accidently put something up because I got the dates mixed up. Yes, even Mojo is occasionally human, although most people would describe her as "inhuman".

To celebrate, I will share with you a rather old Internet chestnut, but one that still warms the cockles of Mojo's tiny shriveled blackened dessicated heart. It's called How to Prank a Telemarketer. I assume it's for real, but if you think for a second I'm going to track down every internet urban legend I hear about ... well, no. I can't be bothered. I am too busy thinking up entertaining item descriptions for that.  MORE Mojo! »