Passed Crap

Mojo is always woman enough to admit it when she is wrong. Especially when being wrong so obviously cost her another lucrative sale on eBay. I mean, it's one thing to be wrong when human lives are at stake and civilization hangs in the balance. But when it costs Mojo money it is time for action. Time to admit my mistakes and move on and grow as a human being.

Take this item. (No! I will not add the cheesy Henny Youngman "please"! Mojo has her pride! Her dignity! You cannot make her revert to bad vaudeville routines!) You remember this. It's Mojo's "candle carousel". You light the candles, and the heat makes the carousel part spin and the light from the candles projects little shapes and colors on the walls of the room.

Okay, Mojo Requires REAL Help Here....

Mojo is not as stupid as she looks. Or acts. Or as the latest testing technology indicates. But even a brain trust such as Mojo is having trouble with this one.

Four More Plates! Four More Plates!

Desert Rose Cream and Sugar Set!

Yep, just when Mojo says, okay, this whole table coordination thing has gone too far, you can't possibly come up with anything else on the table that needs to be the exact same pattern as all the other stuff....along comes these two fellows.

What's a Table Setting Without ... Plates?

Answer: A bunch of people eating off of your good tablecloth, that's what! And if you like to do laundry as much as I do, you will probably want to invest in some plates to keep the swine you call friends and business associates from completely destroying your house. Or at least your dining room table.