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Submitted by mojo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:30pm
...but first, I made another lolcat starring Ratty....
(oh, and co-starring my Eight-Year-Old Friend's board game....)
Submitted by mojo on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:33am
aka "tulips 'n' bluets".
Submitted by mojo on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:13am
If you live in Alaska or something and it's forty below, I don't wanna hear it. This is NOT a competition, especially if Mojo knows she's gonna lose. If you want to complain that it's so much colder where YOU live, whine on your own blog.
Every morning when I draw my bath Ratty watches the tub fill, so the other day I took a picture and put it up on lolcats. There's already five other lols made of it--if you click on the picture you can see them. MORE Mojo! »
Submitted by mojo on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:04am
What, you ask breathlessly? Or, rather, "What?" you ask breathlessly. Usually Mojo agrees that adverbs are expendable, but clearly in this case I simply HAVE to convey--despite the simple fact that words cannot adequately express the GROWING EXCITEMENT you are no doubt feeling--the rising tide of expectation and longing sweeping the country as the Craptacular inches closer and closer to once again becoming a reality.
However you choose to express this excitement, I must announce that yesterday, after overcoming a growing sense of procrastination and whatnot, I finally sat down and, um, "composed" the Craptacular's particularly inane earworm of a jingle. If by "composed" I mean, I sat at my midi keyboard and fiddled around a bit and shrieked repeatedly into a mike until I noticed the animals were trying to call the Humane Society and turn me in for cruelty. (Thank heavens the phone is not meant to be operated by paws, or I'd be in the slammer right now.)
Why, you ask (or, rather, "Why? WHY? Oh dear lord in heaven, WHY?"), does the Craptacular need a jingle? For several reasons, which Mojo shall now relate. MORE Mojo! »
Submitted by mojo on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:50pm
So Thursday afternoon there was a brief break in the rain, and I ran outside to run some errands, and Mrs. Yellowthroat was off the nest.
As usual, Mojo's worrying (thus far) is all for naught. And what a difference a day makes!
Submitted by mojo on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 6:46pm
Today (Tuesday) I left the house in the morning. Mrs. Yellowthroat wasn't on the nest, so I took a peek, as is my custom. Three eggs.
I came home mid-afternoon. Mrs. Yellowthroat wasn't on the nest, so I took a peek.
Surprise! No eggs! Just three ugly little spudlings!
Submitted by mojo on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 6:08pm
(Count Dracula voice) Two! Two tiny bitty eggs! Bwah ha ha ha ha! MORE Mojo! »
Submitted by mojo on Thu, 06/26/2008 - 5:20pm
I was in a building the other day with these cool 1970-esque Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired floor-to-ceiling windows and I kept hearing this loud tapping, like someone was signaling me to let them in the building.
Turns out it was a turkey hen, apparently having a squabble with her reflection.
Sorry for the poor quality. It was my first time using my Awesome New Cell Phone for video. I'm not giving up my DV camera anytime soon, I tell you whut.
I've been neglecting my YouTube Channel. I've been meaning to put up all my wolf videos, fox videos, praying mantis videos, etc. but I haven't had the time. But for now you lucky ducks know you can always click on the Mojo's Media link at the top of the page. I just repeat this information in case some STUPID person stumbles on this, but we all know Mojo's reader's aren't stupid, are they. No they are not. Well, they're at least smarter than your average reflection-befuddled turkey.
Submitted by mojo on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 4:31am
So in the middle of the night the dog begs to leave the bedroom. (We have to lock the cat out because he's so yowly.) So I let her out. And this morning, I come downstairs to THIS:
As I see it, there are three possible conclusions one may draw from this tableau.... MORE Mojo! »
Submitted by mojo on Fri, 01/04/2008 - 8:24am
Here's Part Three of the infamous Beaver Lodge video. Here you will see all three people, plus two dogs, enjoying the meditative qualities of, um, sitting in an abandoned beaver lodge. Yes, it is indeed as exciting as I am making it sound. That's professional copywriting for you!
Next week will be the last one, I promise...
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