Today I was going to talk about the moon landing, and I decided what BETTER video clip to show than the bit from the movie Citizen Ruth when Ruth gets rescued by the pro-choice lesbian couple. If you have never seen Citizen Ruth I recommend it, provided you can take some good-natured hits against whatever side of the abortion debate you might be on (for both sides are brought to task for their militancy), and provided you can stand Ruth herself, who is probably THE most unlovable, unpleasant and downright offensive anti-hero to come along in some time.  MORE Mojo! »

Yes, sometimes Mojo cannot resist the siren lure of purchasing various over-priced yuppie-like drinks that she pretends are all-natural and good for her. And since marketing is the key to the success of these drinks, she enjoys reading the quirky labels and pretending she's hip while she's drinking it. But to be honest, most drinks, even the most healthful out there, she finds WAY too sweet for her taste. So she likes to water things down by about fifty percent. It is not too uncommon to find her surrounded by bottles of water and commercial drink, cackling like a mad scientist while she waters things down to the point where she can tolerate them. She has a SYSTEM involving three bottles--one of the drink, one of plain water and an empty bottle. I leave it to you and your native intelligence to figure out how she does it, but it's scarcely a Brain Teaser. Unless you're particularly dumb, that is.  MORE Mojo! »