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new shoesHere's A Call You Don't Want to Make to Your Parents....Submitted by mojo on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 5:38am
The year is 1985. Mojo's senior year of college. It's spring break for my Favorite Older Brother and Favorite Younger Sister, so they decide to fly to St. Louis to visit me for a week. At the time I had the Van, AKA "The Pumpkin"--a short Dodge Sportsman that we bought as an empty aluminum shell with grand plans to customize it. Which we never did. The color was, according to the books, "Metallic Bronze" but it looked like a dingy brown orange, so my Favorite Older Brother had christened it "The Pumpkin". MORE Mojo! » |
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