...IN WHICH Mojo attempts once more to bare her ugly soul to you, and not get distracted by Mary Worth.

So, um, where was I? Oh, yes, my crossroads. Every now and then Mojo likes to sit around and think things through. Well, every chance she gets, to be honest, although what Mojo calls "thinking" other, lesser-evolved creatures might describe as "sitting around playing solitaire card games on her computer, the lazy slug". Because for the most part, things have gone and continue to go just swell, thank you very much. But something has arisen, as things do on occasion, to shake up Mojo's insular little happy world and make her aware of the concerns of other beings. As in, I've heard other people go through this, and now I find myself in the same boat. And so I turn to YOU, kind, random internet stranger with no particular qualifications to actually counsel or advise, aside from your repeated assertions that you know what you are talking about. Hey, you had me at "I only say this because I have your best interests at heart". Mojo's SOLD!  MORE Mojo! »