"Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage. This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman. This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match. I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward....Well, as tragic as all this is, it's a small price to pay for countless hours of top-notch entertainment."
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late septemberIN WHICH The Decade of Mojo Improvement Commences! Rejoice!Submitted by mojo on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 4:57am
So today is my Favorite Father's birthday. I would wish him a happy birthday, except right now he and my favorite Mother are wending their way down somewhere to Florida for a couple of weeks--down to Sanibel or something. I think that's what they said. We met them for breakfast yesterday, and I think they said they were driving down to Sanibel, but to be honest there was food on the table so Mojo was distracted and might not have listened as closely as she could. What's a girl to do, listen to her parents, or eat bacon and French toast? Pfft. MORE Mojo! » A Brief Vacation....Submitted by Mary Jo on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:53am
So many years ago, Mojo bought a tea plant. A real, honest-to-gosh, pluck-a-leaf-and-throw-it-in-boiling-water Camellia sinensis sort of plant. It was all part of her continuing quest for self-reliance and self-sufficiency; she thought maybe if she could have a personal source to supply her caffeine addiction it would be better than relying on The Man. MORE Mojo! » |
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Muah-hah-hah-hah-*cough!*-*hack!*-(choke)!
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