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An Ode to Mojo's Butt

Submitted by mojo on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 7:00am

Like most people, Mojo has a butt, and unlike most people's Mojo's butt has been prominently displayed on YouTube in a little number Mojo has called the Beaver Lodge Series, particularly Part the First. And in a feeble attempt to crowbar the average Craptacular reader's mind out of the gutter, yes indeed I am referring to an ACTUAL abandoned beaver lodge that we young crazy types once crawled up into, with my Favorite Older Sister womanning the camera. And, since said Favorite Older Sister felt the need to narrate as she taped, and since much of her view was, shall we say, ECLIPSED by the posterior of Yours Truly, THAT became the, uh, butt of her commentary for a while.

Granted, Mojo is more used to referring to her own exterior using more complimentary additives such as "fierce" and "that won't quit", but she defers to her elderly and perhaps dementia-ridden sibling in not only letting her commentary go on the video unadulterated or edited, but also in choosing the above, a perhaps less-than-gainly profile picture for her oh-so-important YouTube Branding Presence. Which is indeed one step down from my usual profile picture, which likewise features a butt, just not my own. I detect the subtlest of trends here. But once again I digress.

Anyway, this is not so much about MY butt, magnificent though it surely remains, but instead other people's impressions of said attribute.  MORE Mojo! »


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