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across the universeYou Just KNOW...Submitted by mojo on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:17am
...it's gonna be a bad buncha reviews when The Tale of Despereaux is uppermost on Mojo's mind as best of the bunch. It was okay. Surprisingly stellar cast, I must admit. I've never read the book (shame, eternal shame on Mojo!) but it's an award-winner and I SHOULD read it. Mental note: get it from the lieberry and read it while the patrons are browsing. One of the many perks of the job, don'tcha know. MORE Mojo! » |
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So for every dollar you spend, you're putting Mojo a whopping FOUR CENTS CLOSER
to her ultimate goal of World Domination.
Muah-hah-hah-hah-*cough!*-*hack!*-(choke)!
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