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dslIN WHICH Mojo attempts to have a package delivered to her house.Submitted by mojo on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:59am
Short answer is, if Mojo were a heart surgeon who operated out of her house (don't ask why, you troublemaker, just go along with it) and she was expecting a LIVE BEATING HEART to arrive via an overnight delivery service, she might as well give it up and go into the tombstone business instead. Because it just AIN'T gonna happen. MORE Mojo! » Mojo Joins the Twentieth Century....Submitted by mojo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:36am
Sometime today or tomorrow I will be getting my little 3G card device. My Favorite Husband has had one for years, compliments of his work, but I kept holding off on the silly promise that someday I would be getting DSL. After being yanked around and laughed at by the customer "service" folks at Verizon for the last six months, I, Mojo, have finally given up. Mobile phone service is finally here--and has been for the past year or so--so I'm getting one of those wireless broadband phone thingies instead for sixty bucks a month. MORE Mojo! » |
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