...or NOT. Depending on, you know, stuff.

My bank, with whom I've been with for years 'n' years, was "recently"--meaning YEARS ago in Mojo time, but she is fond of living in the Good Ol' Days--acquired by another bank, and along with this new blood has come New and Exciting Marketing. One such thing is the subtle change of slogans from something along the lines of "Don't worry--your money's safe and secure with us" to something more along the lines of "Banking with us is MORE FUN THAN A ROLLER COASTER!!! WHEEEE!!!" Which, while Mojo is indeed partial to roller coasters, she is NOT all that partial to loading the roller coaster car up with a big loose pile of her life savings in the form of foldin' money just prior to takeoff. So Mojo is not particularly happy with said bank, even though nothing else has changed but the slogan and the graphics, and Mojo, as we all know by now, is too inherently lazy to pull her money out and find another place to bank. Mojo occasionally goes into said bank to make fun of the various slogans and ad campaigns with the tellers, who are all very nice people and somewhat embarrassed by their new job description of Imparting the Proper Banking Excitement to the Customers. That on top of their usual responsibilities of Putting Up With Mojo.  MORE Mojo! »