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Submitted by mojo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 5:25am
Yes, I have been hearing the agonized shrieks of Mojo's little army of hoi polloi fans, even from way up here in my shiny gold tower. "Where's Mojo?" wafts the cry, borne upwards on the wings of, um, pigeons and stuff. And while Mojo has a distinct aversion to having to explain herself to the likes of lesser mortals, society dictates that she must swallow her annoyance and make a pretense of civility in her response, at least if she intends to keep the few fans she has.
So all I can say in my defense is, Mojo has a new camera. As in, a DROID INCREDIBLE. Yes, just when you thought Mojo couldn't possibly get more incredible than she already was, well, there she goes becoming even more incredible. And since Mojo is used to not using her phone if she can help it, it's been a steep learning curve getting her to download apps and use it for fun things.
One thing it DOES have is a pretty good camera, for a phone. SO I've been taking pictures, documenting my exciting and vibrant life. At the risk of creating even more envy among my bitter enemies, here is a sample of some of the exciting things I have done since getting my camera: MORE Mojo! »
Submitted by mojo on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 5:37am
So I was up at three yesterday, doin' Important Stuff, and when I got back home in the early afternoon instead of taking a nap--which is what Mojo felt like doing, quite desperately--I instead decided to take a quick hike to my spot, since it looked and felt like one of the best last days of autumn. The lake gets REALLY COLD and windy once it freezes over, and the snow gets knee- and waist-deep, and a casual hike turns into some sort of endurance death march instead of a lazy stroll. And when you reach the lake, instead of "ahhh, here I am at the lake" you are instead sliced to ribbons by this freezing, freezing biting wind coming off the ice. So I tend to only hike down there in the winter when my Favorite Husband FORCES ME TO.
But for your continuing envy and edification, I took my cell phone with me, so in addition to fielding a call from my Favorite Older Sister I was able to document autumn's last gasp in Mojo's neck of the woods. MORE Mojo! »
Submitted by mojo on Fri, 05/12/2006 - 12:55am
For a change of pace, let's talk about something that irritates me. It's the habit certain websites have to "up-sell" or "cross-sell" their pointless services. You know the drill. It's a site that forces you to log in if you want to see ANYTHING. (Unlike the Craptacular, where it's all for FREE if you don't feel like paying for it!) And then once you log in, instead of going to your account or to the area you originally expressed interest in, instead you are treated to an "up-sell" or "cross-sell".
So if I, Mojo, wanted to institute this lunacy on the Craptacular site, instead of immediately seeing my words of wisdom or your favorite piece of crap, you would instead be treated to something like this: MORE Mojo! »
LOOK! LOOK! MOJO STUFF!