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chief dan georgeNo Power, Day SixSubmitted by mojo on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:16am
Some observations: 1. The news loves to focus on the doom 'n' gloom. They actively seek out the rare individuals who aren't prepared and makes us all sound like pathetic victims. For the most part everyone is fine. A little cranky from the prolonged inconvenience, but nearly everyone I know has wood stoves and four wheel drive. It's just a Fact of Life up here. 2. When you make the conscious decision to live close to Nature, you must accept pretty early on this one single solitary fact: YOU Are Not In Charge. Once you accept that, you're good to go. 3. This from the Gee I Never Thought of That Department: my Favorite Husband, aka Mister "The World is My Urinal" like most men, has been taking the flashlight into the bathroom when he has to pee. Hence the following conversation: Mojo (aka Clueless Female): Why are you WASTING the flashlight? Why don't you just go in the dark like a NORMAL person? Favorite (and oh-so-tolerant) Husband: Uh, you DO want me to AIM, don't you? Mojo: Oh. Never mind. 4. The Governor was going to visit the town on Monday, but canceled due to the weather. I have nothing against the guy, but really, I've had enough Disaster Tourists anyway, thank you. What's he going to do, anyway? Make a speech telling us to "Endeavor to Persevere", like the government told the Indians in The Outlaw Josey Wales? I so enjoy that reference I spent valuable time looking up the exact quote. Here it is; you will have to envision it being spoken by Chief Dan George in his usual dignified deadpan, which makes it doubly entertaining:
Hah! What a fun movie. I hope someday I will have power again, so I can enjoy it once more.... Mojo ( categories: )
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