Gosh, This Is So Wonderful....How Can *I* Help?

There are several ways you can support the continuation of Mojo's Craptacular and keep Mojo in the high-flyin' free-wheelin' lifestyle she is so accustomed to. (I mean, you think she whines and complains NOW, just imagine how intolerable she'd become if she ever had to live under a bridge and eat rats or something.) Here are some of the most obvious suggestions:

1. Bid On Stuff.


(Well, duh. I mean, if you're too dumb to come up with that one by yourself, I probably don't want you hanging around here, anyway. So get lost.)

2. Submit Your Crap.


If you think you have an item worthy of the Craptacular name (many call, but few are chosen!) the above link will take you to a long, droning explanation of how to submit your item. Chances are I will reject you, and the heartbreak you feel may destroy your life. But if you think you can cope, go for it!

3. Buy Crap at Mojo's Craptacular CafePress Store.


Yes, Mojo often voices her displeasure about being made a walking billboard. So she PROMISES that none of these things will EVER advertise the Craptacular. Instead they are just for fun, and will make people say "Huh?" It's another way you can feel superior to those Out Of The Craptacular Loop.

(While many people have visions of making gazillions off of their CafePress store rest assured Mojo is not so deluded. She only gets a dollar above the base price for each item. That means you are morally obligated to buy an awful lot of merch should you choose this route.)

4. Buy Crap at Mojo's Lulu Store.


Mojo sometimes puts the media she mentions in the blog up on lulu.com. You can see most of it for free here, but if you want a higher quality file (or if you just want that feel-good glow of giving her money) this is another way to do it.

5. Donate.


(That says "donate", not "donut". While Mojo like donuts, she would much rather you donated so she could then BUY donuts, since she is VERY PARTICULAR about WHICH donuts she eats.) Sad as it may sound, Mojo is entirely devoid of any real dignity and will take any spare change that may come her way. Click on the link above if you feel a particular laugh was worth a dollar or two. Or you can just read it all for fun and not give the likes of her a plugged nickle.

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