Just Thought You'd Like to Know

THIS is my all-time best-selling Christmas card. Which can only possibly mean ONE THING. That there is an inordinate amount of rather sick people in the world.


Nonetheless I rather enjoy Zazzle's attempt to class it up, what with the marble counter and the poofy dried flowers behind it.

If you are the sort who are utterly ungoverned by good taste, you can always purchase it here.

Don't say I didn't warn you.