Submitted by mojo on
Feel free to produce this dramatic work of art any time you wish. And don't say I never gave you people nuthin.
Interview With a Swill-Pig
a play in 5 acts
Act 1: THREE DECADES AGO
SWILL PIG: Hello. I'm an attention-whoring swill-pig!
MEDIA: Hello, Mister Swill-pig! Have some more swill!
Act 2: TWO DECADES AGO
SWILL PIG: Hello. I'm an attention-whoring swill-pig!
MEDIA: Hello, Mister Swill-pig! Have some more swill!
Act 3: ONE DECADE AGO
SWILL PIG: Hello. I'm an attention-whoring swill-pig!
MEDIA: Hello, Mister Swill-pig! Have some more swill!
Act 4: ONE YEAR AGO
SWILL PIG: Hello. I'm an attention-whoring swill-pig!
MEDIA: Hello, Mister Swill-pig! Have some more swill!
Act 5: ONE WEEK AGO
SWILL PIG: Hello. I'm an attention-whoring swill-pig!
MEDIA: OMG YOU'RE A SWILL-PIG!!!
FIN.
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Her Majesty, T... replied on Permalink
Swill pig
That was deep, dude... :) :) :)
Mary Jo replied on Permalink
AIN'T it, though? (You forgot
AIN'T it, though? (You forgot "profound", as well.)