Oh, my. Eleanor Abernathy is SO OBSCURE you just KNOW you're gonna have to Google her. Unless you're one of the WAY COOL people who already know who she is, but let's face it: if you're THAT cool you're probably not reading the Craptacular.
All that aside, I shot this with my phone and it has made me laugh every time I watch it. After a week or two of just me I decided to put it on YouTube and share it with the hoi polloi. Even those who DON'T know who Eleanor Abernathy is. So there.