Mojo's Unquenchable Rage

I'm not sure if this is a GOOD thing, but my third rage comic--out of three submitted--has made the front page at Cheezburger.

But since I realize most of you are too lazy and/or uninterested to click, I'll reproduce it here.

As the rage comic kids say, True Story. Only they say it rage comic style:

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go out birthday present shopping.

Mojo