Level One: Raw Recruit Assignments!

Submitted by Mary Jo on

Here ya go, people! Your first step in WINNING Mojo's Exciting Year of Crap!

It's really quite simple. I mean, Mojo's no brain trust, so it's not like she's gonna really pour her heart and soul into making anything all that intricate.

What ya gotta do is, there's three things you have to pay attention to. They are:

This Month's ITEM DESCRIPTION!

This Month's CHEEZY STUPID VIDEO!

and

This Month's READING ASSIGNMENT!

Once you have studied these carefully--or you just use the "Search" box there on the left; I don't really care--you must then answer these FIVE multiple choice TRIVIA QUESTIONS:

This Month's READING ASSIGNMENT QUESTION!

This Month's ITEM DESCRIPTION TRIVIA QUESTION!

This Month's VIDEO QUESTION!

This Month's ANCIENT HISTORY TRIVIA QUESTION!

and finally, This Month's FUTURE SHOCK QUESTION!

Answer ALL of them CORRECTLY, and then SAVE the pieces you earn with EACH RIGHT ANSWER, and you will ADVANCE TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!! And then, um, well, you wait until next month, when Mojo gets off her sorry behind and gets around to continuing the game.

So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO! GO! GO!!!!

Comments

Anonymous Crap Fan replied on

Hi Mary Jo, or Mojo, if I have that right. My name is Steve and I am trying to create a advertising agency with a colleague. We have spent a week thinking of names and last night I saw (a great production of) Hamlet and in I beleive Act II there was an usual expression: mobled queen. I had to look that up. A very clever but obscure word play by Bill. And then today I was thinking, how about that for a agency name? Mobled Queen. Why not? So I went on to godaddy and mobledqueen.com is already taken. I was impressed. Curious. Who would want that name. So I typed it in and it led me to mojoplace. And let me tell you, it's not easy navigating you site when all I was looking for was a email address. But I'm hoping this note will reach you.

Why did you want mobled queen? Especially if your company's name is mojoplace? 

 

Best,

 

S.